i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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