This girl is more easily done than said...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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