Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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