so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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