Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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