Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
it glows. i had to have it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think I have vodka in my lungs
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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