I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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