Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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