he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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