well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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