It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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