you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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