People in love make me want to vomit
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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