You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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