"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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