so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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