No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
