i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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