therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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