he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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