in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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