normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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