sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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