dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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