Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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