You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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