butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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