it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
how drunk are you?
Several
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
