i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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