How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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