But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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