Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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