i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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