Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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