Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
