think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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