I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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