Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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