Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You've changed since you got that strap on
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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