So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
