Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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