I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
