so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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