how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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