so explain again why im purple
no
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I love you. Go after that dick
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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