its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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