Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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