I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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