We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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