you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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