What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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