i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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