Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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