he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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