is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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