I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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