Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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