He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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