i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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